Service Area Simulator

I don’t normally like to skip the Longevity section, but there really isn’t much I can say here. The answer is: I have no idea. I have absolutely no idea how long the game would keep you occupied if it actually worked as intended. I’m sorry. To get to the final thoughts, in the current state that the game is in, the mixed review score on Steam is entirely justified. It has a solid foundation that blends some fun ideas together, but it desperately needed more time in the oven. Between game-breaking progression bugs that leave you sitting AFK for ages, technical issues and just some very needed tweaking of the details, it is just a frustrating experience right now. If the developers can patch the game into a working state, it might be worth a look. Until the core gameplay loop actually functions though, I can’t really recommend this one. The game has potential, and if you look at the trailer, it actually does look fun. I believe if they had let it cook a bit longer, it could have been at the very least a Silver Award game. But sadly, this is just nearly unplayable. I’d give it the Broken Award, but since it is technically playable, even though you can’t really progress, it doesn’t really qualify for that either. I will instead give Service Area Simulator the Thumb Culture Bronze Award.