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Destroy All Humans!

Destroy All Humans!

|Germany, Austria|Shooter, Adventure

8.4 /10

Aww Great!

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11.5k ratings
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A remake of Destroy All Humans!, an action-adventure video game that stands as the inaugural entry in the Destroy All Humans! franchise. It unfolds in 1959 in the United States. The game satirises the lifestyles, pop culture, and political attitudes of that era. Players take on the role of Cryptosporidium 137, a member of the fictional alien race known as "Furons." Functioning as a Furon spy hitman, Cryptosporidium 137 invades Earth with the mission of harvesting human DNA to sustain the cloning process for his species. The remake features new missions, control schemes, upgrades, skins, abilities, and graphical enhancements.

Story and worldbuilding

Humankind is under attack by an alien lifeform that is secretly trying to undermine US democracy, bring down its government and harvest the DNA of its citizens. And that alien… is you. In 1959, Cryptosporidium-137 arrived on Earth searching for his predecessor clone, Cryptosporidium-136. Crypto-136 disappeared after Orthopox-13 sent him to Earth to prepare for the large-scale extraction of human DNA. Pox sends Crypto on a mission to harvest human brain stems (which contain alien DNA due to an encounter between Furon warriors and humans in ancient times) to prevent the Furons from going extinct. Furon genitalia have withered away generations ago due to prolonged exposure to their nuclear weaponry. To accomplish his mission, he must battle US forces, infiltrate and sabotage secret government facilities and defeat Majestic, a shadowy government organization led by a black-clad figure named Silhouette. The invasion is on!

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Rating momentum

Aww Great!: 8.4/10 across 11.5k ratings. Word of mouth is strong — if you like the genre, go for it.

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This is a Remake leaning into Shooter, Adventure. Confirm the form and fantasy before you commit.

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Game InformerJoe Juba · 27 Jul, 2020
6/10

This remake successfully preserves the Destroy All Humans experience, regardless of whether it's fun or funny today

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Nintendo LifePJ O'Reilly · 28 Jun, 2021
6/10

Destroy All Humans returns in a remake that refreshes the original's visuals, modernises its controls and adds a few new weapon and traversal upgrades to proceedings, all whilst failing to make any meaningful changes to the game's rather outdated core gameplay. What's here is still silly fun, for sure - decimating dullard humans with Crypto's high tech alien gadgets and unstoppable flying saucer can still provide some chaotic catharsis - but there's no denying this one's showing its age mechanically and newcomers to the series may well be left feeling a little underwhelmed.

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Hardcore GamerChris Shive · 9 Nov, 2016
7/10

Destroy All Humans! shows its age under the coat of HD makeup, but still holds up well.

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TwoHitGamesJosé Carlos Cabezas · 24 Jul, 2026
7.1/10

Destroy All Humans! remains as fun as ever, and its Nintendo Switch 2 version is the perfect excuse to experience Crypto's chaotic invasion.

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Capsule ComputersTravis Bruno · 28 Aug, 2020
7/10

Destroy All Humans! is a fun and modernized action game that is held back by its 2005 design structure.

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Movies Games and TechSean McCarthy · 6 Aug, 2020
7/10

I had a great time with this which was enhanced due to having played the original, I also really liked the old school feel to the gameplay though after over a decade later, the mechanics feel more than just a little dated compared to more recent action games. The asking price does reflect this is a “would be fun to play” than a “must have right now” game. Playing the game does mean having to go back to a very old style of video game and its an adjustment that many may not be able to make but once you do get a chance to play this, you might just find yourself having more fun than you expected to.

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ZTGDKen McKown · 28 Jul, 2020
8/10

Destroy All Humans! Is still a fun game in 2020.

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GameByteOliver Hope · 27 Jul, 2020

Destroy All Humans! is such a welcome break from the real world right now. The comedy still holds up all these years after the original release of the game and the storyline is still very solid.

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Critical HitDarryn Bonthuys · 27 Jul, 2020
8.5/10

It may be a bit of a stretch to see if any game holds up after 15 years, but Destroy All Humans! is still a mindless romp of manic mass destruction that excels in the replayability department. A brilliantly polished slice of nostalgia, Destroy All Humans! knows exactly where to focus its energies with its silly story, updated gameplay and a graphical overhaul that is light-years ahead of the original invasion.

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Cubed3Josh Di Falco · 2 Dec, 2016
6/10

With lots of references to pop-culture, this parody of an alien invasion contains all the jokes and humour that one would expect from a Mars Attacks! clone, and Destroy All Humans! does not disappoint. However, the humour cannot atone for the poor gameplay mechanics on foot that feel clunky and outdated, though the saucer sequences do save it somewhat. There's a real lack of variety with the missions, with most repeating themselves constantly with different enemies. The few stealth missions are really fun, but they aren't used to their fullest potential, while the HoloBob can be cumbersome at times due to how easy it is to have Crypto's cover blown by the always watching Majestic. For fans wanting to relive the classic, Destroy All Humans! is worth a purchase. However, for newcomers wanting an alien invasion title, this may not be enough to satisfy those otherworldly desires.

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